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20 years ago we had Johnny Cash, Bob Hope and Steve Jobs. Now we have no Cash, no Hope and no Jobs. Please don't let Kevin Bacon die

jm46322 wrote: 20 years ago we had Johnny Cash, Bob Hope and Steve Jobs. Now we have no Cash, no Hope and no Jobs. Please don't let Kevin Bacon die

That reminds me of what Bob Hope son asked bob if there was anything special he would like at his funeral and Bob said surprise me....

Kevin Bacon needs armed guards around him 24/7. We can't loose bacon. :surprised

That's the truth John, every word.

A thief stuck a pistol in a man's ribs and said, "Give me your money." The gentleman, shocked by the sudden attack, said, "You cannot do this, I'm a congressman!" The thief replied, "In that case, give me MY money!"

Ain't that the truth.

GT 14 wrote: A thief stuck a pistol in a man's ribs and said, "Give me your money." The gentleman, shocked by the sudden attack, said, "You cannot do this, I'm a congressman!" The thief replied, "In that case, give me MY money!"

i was thinking it ended like..... the thief replied " i understand theirs honor among thief's, and put his gun away then walked away..."

jm46322 wrote:

GT 14 wrote: A thief stuck a pistol in a man's ribs and said, "Give me your money." The gentleman, shocked by the sudden attack, said, "You cannot do this, I'm a congressman!" The thief replied, "In that case, give me MY money!"

i was thinking it ended like..... the thief replied " i understand theirs honor among thief's, and put his gun away then walked away..."

:rolling4

No, this one isn't in the front yard.